★☆Wabby✿❀
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Well I own a pair of gumboots and a swani.
I know most of the Crowded House lyrics.
Lol maybe not every hours.
I don't like the All Blacks.
You've eaten a HooHoo Grub.
You've been tramping.
You wear jandles even in the winter.
You've made a pav before.
You think marmite/vegemite tastes good.
You own an Edmund's Cook Book.
You put Wattie's T sauce on everything.
You've tried L&P.
You own the Nature's Best album.
You know what a Wife Beater is.
You have a jandle and singlet tan line.
You're sick of people asking whether NZ is part of Australia or not even knowing it's a country!
You don't find it funny that people think you're a sheep shagger.
You're proud of where you come from but you don't boast about it.
Backyard cricket/soccer/rugby/touch.
Everyone gets behind the countries sporting team even when they don't like the sport.
You say- sweet, choice, bro, cuzzie, mean, gumboots, jandles, barbie, chillybin, etc etc!
You say 'ay' at the end of every sentence!
I'm too tired at the moment, but I'll come back to it. I just got back from Aussie this morning and been up since 4am. Happy Australia Day. |
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frantic
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you've taken the mickie out of an Aussie
You've learnt to say "suck" for "siiiick" (sick)
You think it's unbearably hot when it's really only about 24deg.
You've developed the habit of saying "kiora" when you answer the phone.
You know what a crib is to South Islanders (not a baby's bed)
You know what to use a "flannel" for
What it is to be a Pakeha ; to have eaten Kumara and to own a duvet. |
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Ken E
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you've been to the Bay of Islands at Christmas.
you know what jandals are.
you know what a bach is.
you can find the Nippon clipon.
you can find something to do in Invercargill on a Sunday.
you know what a dairy is.
you've been bitten by a weta.
you've been to an Anzac Day parade.
Come on Kiwis, don't let Australians answer for you. |
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Driver T
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Ya lost me - -I'm up the boohai chasing pukakkers.
And that's hokey snori by me,
now it's time for a moi. |
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Kiwigirl
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you have a boil up once a week!! |
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yankiwi
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....You can't be bothered!
(it's my own personal favorite)
=) |
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Josie Jo
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When you have had a 'day off on the Queen'.
Done 1001 things with bailing twine and no' 8 wire.
Been overseas and never left the country - hopped from north to south/south to north. |
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drummer girl Rock Chic
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your outsing in yah jandels having bear,bbq wid pavalova aftawards.
oh and your not a kiwi till yah take the mickey owta a ozzy(no offence mATE!!lolz) |
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Winnie
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You've sat through all the Lord of the Rings films just for the sake of it. (I hate those films =P) |
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TLT
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You say 'she'll be right" when something goes wrong.
Pav and Choc log remind you of a christmas day on the beach under pohutakawas in flower. |
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trasosmontes
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When you think 'Pavlova' is spelt 'Pavalova'. |
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-NJS-
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You love Watties Sauce??
=D |
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ELM
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you love our Wattie's sauce!
also you call Opossums, Possums. |
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:: Coast.al
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You move or visit another Country and EVERYONE calls you "Kiwi" - Even your boss! |
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Ansaz- on the block!
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you can stand vergimate. |
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kiwippl21
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you wear jandals in the winter and with socks
you have a bbq in the winter
you go into town in barefeet
you have made fun of the demands of maoris..
and have eaten hokey pokey ice cream |
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Never fear, KiwiJoey's here!
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You support the Black Caps and (jokingly) insult the Australian accent |
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Lemon Twist
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You've dived off a high tower or brudge wuth only a pis of strung on ya ligs. |
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jennifer h
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I was once asked to go on the fairies dick. Oh dear it was Ferries deck |
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