How to cry ???

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gromitski

imagine the thing that you treasure the most, be that a friend, a family member, a pet or an object that you have worked hard for...now imagine it dying (or breaking). I don't mean just imagine it, I mean *truly* believe it has happened.

If that doesn't work nothing will.

meiqi_87

Getting a string of Bs and Cs on your report card that's usually filled with As and Distinctions.

It worked for me - had me up for 3 hours.

thisisnotdel

Get a bunch of onions and peel them if you can't get emotional with yourself.

â†’1 Ð¯3KL3SS BLOODâ†

sock yourself......right where it really hurts....

grumpcookie

peel lots of onions.

rosbif

I just take a look at my tax bill.Works every time for me

paulrb8

yoddallledeeheoooooooooooooo!!

prateek2410

Why in this world do you want to cry??

And in case you need to ask this question - it all the more reason that you don't need to... so don't cry - but enjoy!

computolo

Try with onions

Abhishek

try..... try.... & try........

but then also u won't make it... be proud of yourself !!

sooooo angry

Get your momma to spank you. What kind of a question is that.

You can try stubbing your toe real hard. AAAAAAAGGGGG.

Just_gone

Allow yourself to be vulnerable when by yourself.

fast&furious

drink some acid and u'll see

fred[because i can]

get exremely emotional...happy, sad, or in pain...or sometimes memories of this will help the tears begin to flow...

eight-hours

Why are you feeling sad? It nevers harms to cry a little it releases tension and pent up emotions, so go and have a wee weep. You will feel so much better after a cry.

This will make you cry:

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended:
That you have but slumbered here,
While these visions did appear;
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend.
If you pardon, we will mend.
Else the Puck a Liar call
So good night unto you all
Give me your hands if we be friends
And Robin shall restore amends

Shakespeare's A Mid Summers Night's Dream.

â™«Irish Angelâ™¥

get drunk, it works for me...

chemistry_freako

Use lacrymators.

Cutting onions.

Rinsing your mouth with Listerine.

Yawning hard.

nina_lovemachine

get a set of Tweesers and pluck your pubic hair. that will defitnetly bring a tear or 2.

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