I'm a monster
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no |
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;asjhdf. =]
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umm... no.
you're weird though |
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shelokay
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depends... what have u got to offer as my god? |
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jinx
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keep taking the medication and don't try to fly, especially off tall buildings |
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arborsurgeon
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Lord of the low life I am afraid... Not only are you ill, but you should check into the first 24 hour psyche ward you can find. Blasphemy is a cardinal sin and you know not what you do when you speak such things. Pray for forgiveness. |
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Rachael H
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No, but I reckon you re watching Jason v Freddy. Hey, me too!! |
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tickle me emo
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I think that if you were God you wouldn't need to say your name three times in case people forgot it |
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Stephen M
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well its no more ridiculous than the idea that god is some higher beeing looking down on us and watching everything we do.
However i will say no because if you were god i reckon you would know already |
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hobbit
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I think that God, being omnipotent, could spell they're and use capital I's. |
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tonsoffun72
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I'm guessing no. |
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evecls
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go for it , freak!!!, let me win the lottery when you do wahahahaa |
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Afallon
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Sad. |
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♥♥ §åråh ♥♥
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NO your a mango i think your abit confussed mate |
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ash
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no way loser |
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Lisa T
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Oh god, its you again!! Sorry, you must be right!! |
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Laszlo D
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How bout you cough up the 72 virgins already.
Dogdammit! |
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Neil M
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Yes you are god.
How can I worship you O lord? |
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wonkyfella
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Was it you in my dreams last night?
Dodgy, dodgy dreams. I guess you know all about them though if you really are God, so I won't go over it all again....... |
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Zoeksalamander
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tapping into my dreams is not going to help you rule the world mate. |
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moo
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I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
"I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye... |
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michael l
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Well we could do with a new one, this one useless! |
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Don M
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That would be cool. And you could pick winners in football matches. |
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