 Confused about the UK...help? |
| I looked on wikipedia and it say that the UK is a country and is composed of other countries: Scotland, England, Wales and Ireland. How is it a country if there are OTHER countries within it? W... |
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 In what time of the year it does very cold there in England? |
| They say that there in England does very cold in a time of the year, they say that in that time is so cloudy that the people cannot see a meter ahead. I am asking for an information there about the ... |
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 Is it true that most people cant tell the difference between a new zealand and aussie accent? |
| im from new zealand and i just went round the uk recently. i cant believe how many people assumed i was from australia. is it actually true you cant tell the difference? to us it sounds completely ... |
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 I have just been baned from driving i am welsh and live in wales, can i sit a new test in ireland and drive uk? |
| i wonder if that is possible, so i could possibly live part time in ireland as i live close to holyhead and wonder if i would be able to drive in the uk and or europe if a sat a new driving test in ... |
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 Is the 'Angel of the North' famous worldwide? |
| Just wondered if the 'Angel of the North' ladmark in Gateshead, England is internationaly famous, ie have people outside the UK heard of it?... |
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 I Cannot Afford A House in London.? |
| Can anyone suggest an area I could move to which has cheap property prices but which also has quick transport links to London where I need to commute in order to work?... |
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 Peterborough? |
| Hello, i am going to peterborough soon, for an apoinment, but i have never been before, what is it like? is it a nice place? what is there to see there i was thinking of making it a weekend ... |
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 What's this number 10? |
hi,
i was looking on a website that shows the most famous streets in the world.i was on the northside of Piccadilly Street walking towards Piccadilly Circus..and between Starbucks and Zavvi ... |
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 Movining from America To Glasgow? |
| Hi i wanted to know which are the best towns to live in in Glasgow i was thinking about being close enough to the city but somewhere with culture and all types of people and Art?... |
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 UK Motorway services - why do we allow ourselves to be ripped off? |
| They have you "trapped" in the motorway network, or so they think. The fuel is several pence per litre dearer than in town. But worse than that, EIGHT POUNDS for fish and chips? THREE POUNDS... |
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 Is Harrrow (north london)a nice place to live in? |
I want to move there & need some advice.
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 Where can i go for a romantic day out in london with my bf? |
we've already done the london eye. so please don't suggest that :)
nor a walk down south bank as thats not a new thing either.
we live in london
thanks :)... |
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 Hamleys store london? |
whats the nearest station to hamleys london and where from the station is it located?
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 Is it true that if you're a Scouser ? |
That you need three valid forms of identification to visit London
(UB40 or Lecky Bills don't count)
European City Of Culture ???
Has the sign been nicked yet ???
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Have you ever won the lottery? |
Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. "God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!" Lottery night! Someone else wins... Jock prays again. "God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah'm going to lose ma car as weel!" Lottery night again! Still no luck... Jock prays again.
"Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns
are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have
always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win
the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and
the voice of God Himself thunders:
"Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!" |
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Tertia
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Nice one. Almost as good as mine-
Yes, I did win £10 on the lottery.
Within a day my sister had phoned from her £quarter-million pad in Suffolk to ask -'If you won the lottery would you share?' |
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quick_sand
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the most I have ever won was $100 dollars...."they" say sometimes its not all great to win the "big" one, people come out of the woodworks, family members change, and a lot of problems come with winning, if you don't do smart with it......I would love to win for a variety of reasons......there are alot of people I could help, and would be able to make a difference in the world.....there are so many good things that could be done, or at least started...but you'd have the resources to get others to help participate..... |
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CLIVE H
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The biggest win I was was £15 on the Euro. Tough world out there. |
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hamillsface
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if i did , do you think i would be wearing my brothers shoes? |
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dan.nottingham
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very funny, :-)
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Bignizz66
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No never. |
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Norm
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No |
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Fat Bob
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I don't get it. |
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amgetting
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Yes! iwon five million ,thats why im sitting here answering daft questions in stead of sunning myself in warm or hot areas of the world!!... |
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no nickname
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That's a good one. Poor Jock is not too smart. HAhaha
I no longer waste my money on the lottery. You stand a better chance of being struck by lightning than winning the lottery. That tells me something. |
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tealmarlin100
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Yes, I won $25,000 on the fantasy 5 back in 1996, I got all the numbers up in a row, Im not Joking, this will never happen again. Most the the winnings went to the tax guy. :( |
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lulu
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Most jokes are funny, but only the first time you hear them.
You'r prolific, but not very original. |
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