How do you get two wales in a mini?

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voodoobluesman

Liquidise them!

red beret

easy, one in the front , one in the back.

Barbara Doll to you

There is only one Wales. I hear them shouting it at football matches.

PollyPocket

From London or Birmingham? :p

ebex

Ok i've just spent nearly 10mins trying to figure out the puuch line, i kid you not because i tend not to look at other answers til i've answered. Then i realised after giving up and having to read others answers that you meant "TO" not "TWO" ok so now thats over and i've stopped tugging at my blonde-thinking-inside-the-box-and-never... the answer is i have no idea!

brianthesnailuk2002

Generally by the M4.

~Girlie~

over the seven bridge

Richard W

First you learn not to butcher the Queen's English.
Then you take a telescope, a pair of tweezers and a matchbox down to the sea.
You look at the whales through the wrong end of the telescope, pick them up with the tweezers and place them in the matchbox.
Then you put them in the MIni.

You might want to practice with Polar bears first... they're a little smaller...

Good Luck...

caroline1409f1

As in drive to Wales - how do you get to Wales in a mini?

leisa aka shazza!

why in gods name do you have, or would you want a mini?

jeff k

Down the M4

Heather

with great difficulty, useless there the small stuffed variety.

matone1

From Here?Yep, Im going to Cardiff
Start out at PICKERING,North Yorkshire A170 0.00
0.09 At roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A169 (signposted Malton) A169 0.09
0.21 Malton Road Garage A169 0.31
2.88 Petrol Station A169 3.18
3.68 At roundabout take the 3rd exit, then merge onto the A64 (signposted York) along the Malton Bypass A64 6.86
10.47 Petrol Station A64 17.33
2.77 "Four Alls Inn" A64 20.10
2.56 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A64 (signposted Leeds) along the York Bypass A64 22.66
1.60 Continue forward onto the A64. Entering Murton A64 24.26
3.95 Branch left (signposted York A19), then at roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A19 (signposted Selby) A19 28.21
0.92 Petrol Station A19 29.13
2.56 Petrol Station A19 31.69
0.12 Continue forward onto the A19. Entering Escrick A19 31.81
3.02 Continue forward onto the A19. Entering Riccall A19 34.83
2.15 Continue forward onto the A19. Entering Barlby A19 36.98
0.86 At Barlby Junction continue forward onto the A19 (signposted Selby) A19 37.84
0.16 Continue forward onto the A63 A63 38.00
0.14 Continue forward onto the A19 A19 38.15
0.14 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A63 (signposted Leeds) A63 38.29
0.61 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A63 A63 38.90
1.73 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Bawtry Road - A1041 (signposted Goole A614) A1041 40.62
3.37 Bear right onto the A1041. Entering Camblesforth A1041 44.00
0.26 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A1041 (signposted Snaith) A1041 44.26
0.60 Petrol Station A1041 44.86
0.12 Continue forward onto Station Road - A1041. Entering Carlton A1041 44.98
1.40 Petrol Station A1041 46.38
0.05 Continue forward onto Selby Road - A1041. Entering Snaith A1041 46.43
0.02 Snaith Station (level crossing) A1041 46.45
0.11 At mini-roundabout turn left onto Beast Fair - A1041 (signposted Goole) A1041 46.56
1.40 Continue forward onto Snaith Road - A1041. Entering East Cowick A1041 47.95
0.48 At mini-roundabout turn right onto Thorn Road - A614 (signposted Thorne) A614 48.43
4.72 At Waterside Roundabout take the 4th exit, then join the M18 motorway (signposted Doncaster, Scunthorpe) M18 53.16
1.85 Doncaster North Service Area (MOTO) and Travelodge M18 55.00
11.32 At junction 2 continue forward (signposted Sheffield) M18 66.33
7.93 At junction 32 continue forward onto the M1 (signposted The South, London, Nottingham)
TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - Call 401100 from your mobile M1 74.26
6.22 Woodall Service Area (WELCOME BREAK) M1 80.48
12.91 Tibshelf Service Area (ROAD CHEF) M1 93.39
14.05 Trowell Service Area (MOTO) and Travelodge M1 107.44
8.50 Travelodge (Nottingham) - Donington Park Service Area M1 115.95
1.78 Leave the M1 at junction 23A, then keep right to merge onto the A42 (signposted The South West, Tamworth, Birmingham) A42 117.73
14.49 At Junction 11 continue forward onto the M42 (signposted The South West) M42 132.22
7.00 Tamworth Service Area (MOTO) and Travelodge M42 139.22
7.84 At Junction 8 take right hand lanes and continue with M42 (signposted The South West M5, M6 South, M40, Birmingham South) M42 147.06
1.28 At Junction 7A take left hand lanes to continue with M42 (signposted The South West M5, Birmingham South, London South and West M40) M42 148.34
5.40 Warning: Speed Cameras along the M42 M42 153.74
6.48 At Junction 3A keep in right hand lane to continue forward on M42 (signposted The South and West)
TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - Call 401100 from your mobile M42 160.22
6.46 Hopwood Park Service Area (WELCOME BREAK) M42 166.68
4.78 At Junction 4A take right hand lanes onto M5 (signposted The South West, Worcester), then join the M5 motorway.
TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - Call 401100 from your mobile M5 171.46
22.95 Strensham Service Area (ROAD CHEF) M5 194.41
0.41 Leave the M5 at Junction 8 (signposted M50 South Wales, Ross), then at roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the M50 (signposted South Wales, Ross) M50 194.82
21.99 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A40 (signposted South Wales, Monmouth) A40 216.81
0.49 At roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A40 (signposted South Wales, Monmouth) A40 217.30
1.43 At Wilton Roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A40 (signposted South Wales) A40 218.73
2.25 Continue forward onto the A40. Entering Pencraig A40 220.98
0.56 Petrol Station A40 221.54
2.00 Petrol Station A40 223.55
4.19 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A40 (signposted Cardiff M4, Abergavenny) A40 227.74
0.61 At traffic signals continue forward onto the A40 A40 228.35
0.47 Continue forward onto the A40. Entering Monmouth A40 228.82
4.98 Monmouth Services West A40 233.80
0.86 Continue forward onto the A449 (signposted Newport, Cardiff) A449 234.66
13.02 At Coldra Roundabout take the 5th exit, then join the M4 motorway (signposted Cardiff) M4 247.68
3.61 Brynglas Tunnel M4 251.28
5.39 Leave the M4 at junction 29 (signposted Cardiff E and S), then join the A48(M) motorway (signposted M4 Cardiff, Caerdydd) A48(M) 256.67
2.28 End of Motorway keep forward onto the A48. Entering Cardiff A48 258.96
0.76 Keep forward (signposted City Centre) A48 259.71
1.79 Junction for Travelodge (Cardiff Llanedeyrn) A48 261.50
1.79 Warning: Speed Cameras along the A48 A48 263.29
0.57 Branch left, then at roundabout take the 2nd exit onto North Road (signposted City Centre) North Road 263.86
0.30 Continue forward, then merge onto North Road - A470 A470 264.16
0.19 Warning: Speed Cameras along the A470 A470 264.34
1.39 At traffic signals forward onto the A4161 (signposted Cardiff Station) A4161 265.74
0.16 Bear right A4161 265.89
0.06 Cardiff Castle A4161 265.95
0.02 At traffic signals forward A4161 265.97
0.03 Arrive at Cardiff,Cardiff A4161 266.00
- Section time 4:57, Total time 4:57

ehc11

It all depends what part of Wales you are going to and where you are going from. The general consensus is on a road!

le_coupe

Along the A69 and down the M6 from my manor!

OR...... throw in a Mars bar and watch them squirm!

Mon Bel Ami

Are we talking people or huge mammals?

Wolf

Geez... learn to spell! Whale = Sea mammal / Wales = Where sheep live ;p

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