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Yes there is lots of problems in this country inflicted by this current government.
But there is still a wonderful countryside,coast line [ avoid Suffolk at the mo cos of bird flu]
We have more historical sites than you could never get round to seeing them all.[We have more history than the New World!!]
We queue correctly & get very upset when someone pushes in.
Its cold at the mo & we have lots of rain,this usally occurs when there is something special happening.
We love tea with milk.
Curry or kebab on the way home from the pub.
Roast beef & Yorkshire pudding with loads of gravy.
Fish & chips.
Are national sports teams are rubbish but the England rugby team may have resurrected as they thrashed Scotland on Saturday [Jonny Wilkinson is back]
Are football players are all over paid toss pots.We've got rid of the Beckhams.
Our cash is 1p,2p,5p,10p.50p,£1.£2 coins,£5,£10,£20,£50 notes.
You need plenty of this to live here.
Our TV & radio is better than any one else. |
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circusmort
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Most of the people living there : wish they were living somewhere else |
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Tracker
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England is lovely, but we are overcrowded now, so I wouldn't come here. The towns are overrun with yobs and we are rapidly turning into a police state.
Some people answering are surprised we speak English !Considering we invented the language, that's no surprise. We do not have an accent. How could we ?Foreigners do, and there are enough of those f*****s already. |
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miss m
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the council only collect rubbish once a fortnight and advise you to freeze animal carcases unitl the day before collection so they don't rot in the bin and they charge you £200 a month for the service...welcome to england |
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Wattsie
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The soviets have taken over the UK. They have installed a puppet government of which the 'leader' is one "Prezident Blair"
The KGB lurk on motorways pointing laser devices at innocent people trying to travel. Yobs murder people who don't support the Commie regime in dark alleys. And so on it goes... |
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saucy jack
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don't bother its full of chavs innit ! |
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film freak
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Go to London, one of the best cities in the world!
Here are some english to american word differences!
corridor means passage
pants means underwear (not trousers!)
petrol means gas
mobile means cell phone
pissed off means angry
plaster means band aid
f.a.g. means cigarette
zebra crossing means crosswalk
aubergine means eggplant
expert means boffin
torch means flashlight
tomato sauce means ketchup
caravan means mobile home
pavement means sidewalk
crisps means potato chips
jam means jelly
jelly means jello!
ice lolly means popsicle
pupils means students (at school)
takeaway means takeout or delivery
holiday means vacation
garden means yard
post code means zip code
phew thats all i can think of! |
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Yeti
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You don't fool anybody ! |
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bujibig6funkin9
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we have London the best plae in the world!!! best places to go, niceest places to live and i live here lol i love england |
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curious man..
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We love Tea!! We drink it with milk while the rest of Europe drinks it without.
We are highly skilled at being bad at every sport, even though we think the next international sporting event will be when we will turn things around...but we never do.
St Georges day is the only saints day in the UK (Scotland =St Andrews, Wales= St Davids, Ireland =St Patricks) that is not acknowledged as a national holiday.
London Underground is the oldest and largest tube network in the world.
We are happy to pay $200 US dollars (approximately) every year for BBC channels for every household whether we watch them or not. |
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AndyPandy
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You have to learn to drink loads a beer out of pint glass followed by chasers or alco pops until you are unable to walk on a Friday and Saturday night. You must burp and fart in public, go out looking stylish (tarty) and get home half undresses with messy makeup and hair and holes in tights and one shoe. Then you should be able to fit in quite well.
Welcome to the UK Amber.B |
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Good Egg
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its a green and pleasant land |
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safc fan
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where abouts in england u wanna live?
cos its not all as nice as it looks.
we got no room for us to start with never mind more ppl moving here taken houses, jobs ect....... we have scones and tea!!!!!
english breakfasts ( very fatty) its very cold rains alot FOOTBALL crap soaps ( as in corrie emmerdale) |
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R@lzy
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England has it good sides and bad sides like most countries |
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Karen
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We are all eccentric!! You have to be a little crazy to live in the UK!! But we love it really!!! |
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QPRfan
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if you feel like breaking the law,that is fine as there is no more room in our prisons |
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lee t
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Hi if your living in the States or Australia or somewhere really nice, I'll do a house swap with you, its great in "sunny dry" England, and I'm sure I could cope with the hot sun of USA or Oz. |
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Andrew1968
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don't anticpate everybody in england to talk like dick van dyke in mary poppins lol cos we dinnit and find out what a chav is lol |
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Chris W
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the uk !! where do i begin! its all the above plus more.....nice place to live if you like being on camera (most cctv cameras in the world) a great place to live if you want to put on weight! very cold! summer last about 3 weeks! nobody speaks to you unless you are arguing with them. no street paved of gold, the pikies made sure of that, they even steal the lead from the rooftops of our churches! if you do decide to come here make sure 1 of your languages is eastern european as i cannot even get served a sandwich unless i speak polish or romainian or whatever!however there are some very nice places to live i.e glasgow,liverpool, luton or even blaenau ffestiniog! if you do a search im sure you could find some interesting info about these very charming places! have fun! keep dreaming the dream and you will succseed i am sure of it! |
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funkymonkey4243
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if you go to london look for the unusual places to go i.e. portabello market,camden -don't stick to the toursit guisde or the main shopping route-it's amazing what's hidden!! Also their are fountains by London Dungeons beside the river and each year we walk through those bare footed and its great fun on a hot day-just mind where you tread lol |
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Swede
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Its in Europe. |
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jizzumonkey
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yeah the UK is not just England ....
Its Northern Ireland
Scotland and Wales .... |
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mindyu78
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great chocolate |
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J K
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It's cold |
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maria fkun
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The people in the uk speaks fluent english, no questions about that, they still have the double decker buses, the Harrod's store in london is just a beauty to behold , you will perhaps love that store with a passion, the store employee's all dress very lovely uniforms include tye, I am pretty sure you will love a lot of things there and please remember to ride on the train. |
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monkeymanelvis
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In the 11th century England was ruled by some very great Viking Kings including Svein Fork-beard and his son Cnut the Great.
The capital city is London but it has been at several other places over history including York and Winchester.
The original inhabitants of Scotland were called Picts. The Scots were originally from Ireland and conquered Scotland.
The most popular take away meal in Britain is curry, the second most popular is fried fish.
Scotland is the only nation in the world where Irn Bru is a more popular carbonated drink than Coca Cola, indeed it is the only country in Europe in which Coca Cola is not the most popular carbonated drink.
A 5 pence coin is sometimes called a shilling. Originally a shilling was worth 12 pence and there were 240 pence in a pound and 252 pence in a guinea.
I hope you like these facts. |
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driverfus
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no offence stay where you are where ever that is. |
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CaliGurl♥
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Actors & Actresses: Orlando Bloom, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, (all the Harry Potter people)
London is the capital
I wanna go there
They have British accents there (or maybe I have an American accent, lol)
People drive on the left side of the road
They use pounds for money
It's in Europe
England, Scotland, and Wales make up the UK. And i think a part of Ireland? Not sure.
blahblahblah...I only know basic facts |
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onlyme
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it`s cold. |
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