Derek W
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Talking of pigs. what do you call a muslim with a pig on his head?.........Ham head. What do you call a muslim with 2 pigs on his head?...............More Ham Head.
No doubt someone will kick off at that joke. |
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Vivi
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Take him to Sudan. I'm thinking of moving over there and opening up a greasy spoon cafe that sells bacon butties.
=) |
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beanie
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Denmark |
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Jack
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Take it to the Bahamas! |
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ohmyhead
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i think your telling pokies!!!!!!! |
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David S
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I'd recommend Sudan Sur Mer - lots of nice sand, and a very special welcome if you're an innocent looking middle aged woman pretending to be a teacher, but is really a spy. |
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all the time in the world
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obviously khartoum, sudan. but pretty much anywhere in the islamic world is bound to be very exciting. there are probably mindless, bigoted muslim men in this country ( uk ) who would love to meet you too. |
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chas c
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sudan my friend |
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Very happily married.
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The obvious answer is Sudan. |
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Time4AcuPPa
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Nudge Nudge, Oink Oink, say no more !
Mo-hammed is a very good name for a pig - a would be globe-trotter |
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Linda S
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The Sudan!!! They would love him there. LOL Just get your body in good condition to withstand the lashes! It won't be tongue lashes either! Though that would be nicer.
Just Kidding!!! |
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tuppenybitz
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a nice B&B somewhere
they will serve Bacon for breakfast
yuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmo |
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putonyourflipflops
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Stay away from eastern countries as you may not be very welcome(especially Sudan) !! |
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liz m
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blindfolded and at the end of Blackpool pier. |
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'Er indoors!!
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How come your question has not been deleted? I only mentioned I had a teddy with the same name last week, and I received a violation. |
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cornishmaid
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Bahrain , Sudan, then you would probably end up like the pig-bacon!. |
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Blonde-Thoughts
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um.. is this a joke?? |
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ACE Yahooer
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It's not ok to 'take' your pet pig at any time. Doing it on holiday is no more acceptable than doing it at home.
This illegal act is explained in more detail at the link below... |
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Adrian
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hola te presento un negocio con sede en tu pais.
http://www.website.ws/adriandominio |
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Paulo
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I think pigs should stay at home, and not give the rest of us travellers a bad name. |
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Captain Sarcasm
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Highly amusing, do you write your own material? |
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