I would live in London?

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snetterton

You need to contact your local British Embassy or Consulate.

patsy

You would need to be highly qualified and already have a job offer for a high earning job for emigration to England. London is a very expensive place to live so you would also need to have some money saved up etc. If you want to know more go to www.ukimmigration.org.uk. You will need to get on the Highly Skilled Migrant Programme. All the information you need is on this website.

gorgeousfluffpot

Present yourself at Dover or at Heathrow with no documentation. When challenged hold up your hands and scream"I claim asylum". You will instantly be housed, fed and clothed and even receive money ... you won't be asked to work. When your claim for asylum come up, then tell everyone who interviews you that they are a racist and claim asylulm again.
And this is a serious answer, sadly.
P.S. When you get residency, don't bother to try and work - you are better off claiming benefit rather than than nasty inconvenience of working and paying taxes and still ending up with the same as if you were on benefit.
P.P.S. Oh, and while you're at it, invite your family, aged parents, friends over as well. We'll treat them just the same.

Vix O

Sorry, not answering the question, just congratulating gorgeous on her answer! Thanks I needed a laugh! :)

foxylady

Try New York, USA first, if you manage that you will be ready for London !! Only joking, stay put or visit first either place is impossible to settle in without LOADS of MONEY !!!

Alex

First you need to improve your English before you do anything else otherwise nobody will understand you.

Mrs G

No documents at all...Get your self down to a well known lawyers at - Russknoll House -Orion Park, Northfield Avenue - they might take your case on - then its on to one of the fashionable areas of London - into a new housing association property...