
Al S
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not brush ur teeth |
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dobe
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Go to he decent parts of London then go get down to Cornwall to relax. England isn't crap it's the wasters who come to live and sponge here who make it crappier. |
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KLW
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quad biking in the mud! so much fun.
but quite dangerous, BUT SO MUCH FUN |
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goddam_arseface
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Emigrate |
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fantasia.
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Waterskiing........Parachute jumping...no swimming with dolphins here that I am aware of......taking a flight in a light plane....absailing up a large building for charity??????? |
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chunksy23
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visit london go on the london eye/visit scotland/bungie jumping/enjoy |
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Trev B
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Go for a swim in the Fountain in Trafalgar Square, to
celebrate Last Years New Year .....! |
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Stammerman!
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Chuck all the whiners out of the country. |
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Janet G
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Right, to start with England is NOT crap and you should not take the first plane out. We have LOADS of really cool stuff here. eg. Alton Towers is amazing. Air is a new experience, or was for me. You should also try draton manor, that's pretty cool. If its beauty you want i would seriously check out some of the cathedrals and churches. I went to Windsor once and was completely awestruck by st. Georges chapel. The rest of Windsor Castle is pretty cool too. Also I would check out London. The London Eye is fantastic, well worth the wait. If you like museums, the V&A in London is pretty good, and the science museum is good for a laugh. Also that museum at bristol, and both Bristol and London Zoo are worth a visit.
If youre still bored go to Venis;-) |
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comelucky96
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Leave the country! |
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littlegobshyte
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point and laugh at fat american tourists |
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Lola
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Alton towers is pretty cool if you like rides. |
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Adrian T
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go in via heathrow airport near london. take the underground victoria and picadilly to get to central london. it's a large city with lots to offer for tourists. one day, go north to cambridge and yorkshire. there's beautiful scenery, but dear god, the further north you go, the more chavs seem to breed there in the pubs. |
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John M
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go and get unemployment benefit |
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iain h
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Get on the bus/train to Scotland. You CAN swim with dolphins there, or at least see them. Except you might find the occassional head in a bag, or hands, on the beach. |
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Artemis
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Get the first plane out. |
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Madness
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I think you can swim with Dolphins in the north east or Scotland, you could maybe look in to treasure hunting as we do have a lot of shipwrecks off our coast line |
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NightHawk
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Leave for another country england is crap. |
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