What's the best way to pick up English chicks?

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717

cup your hands gently around them to stop the wings from flapping

Delightfully White British Totty

Whats with the English bashing?

Best way to pick up an English girl is to buy her a Bacardi and Coke and give her a quick knee trembler against the wall of the nearest chippie.

You'll know when she orgasms, because she'll drop the chips.

Tea shop? No. That's a euphamism for gay cruising.

Teeth? I really dont get the why people on the other side of the pond think we all have rotten teeth. We have NHS dentists FFS (ie, free or next to no cost)

But whatever you do, don't call them a chick. Or you'll probably need a dentist of your own pdq.

Daniela (Poppy's Mama)

If you ask her "whats wrong with your teeth" be prepared to be knocked out.

lou_300

If I were you, pal, I wouldn't even bother trying.

Missyruffles

Don't call them chicks for a start mate

Ana P

r u seriously asking this question of yahoo answers?......what a mofo

Guy

Well at least they have there own language unlike some other countries in the world & what is wrong with having normal off white teeth instead of surgery teeth.

carina

best place to find chicks is in a hen house

Matty

Your not im america, this is our turf :D

SJM

Well I'm an 'English chick' but I hate tea and have never drunk a cup of the stuff so asking about the tea shop won't work. I, like everyone else in this country, also have perfect straight, white teeth so you'd probably make an idiot of yourself by asking about my teeth. Oh, and seeing as my country invented the English language it is you who talk funny, not us, so to be honest I doubt your last question would work either.

If you really wanted to impress an 'English chick' I suggest the best thing to do would be to get a passport and actually leave Canada to discover the rest of the world before you start believing out of date stereotypes only held by the ignorant. We prefer a more intelligent sort of guy in this country.

Kyle A

Just be yourself mate you sound like a real charmer.

Philippa W

non of those and whats wrong with our teeth?

just be nice start up a conversation with her and just flatter her.

Carrie S

I suggest you become less racist.

Women hate racist men who think that making fun of where someone comes from is cool. It is so not.

kingrich742

By the hands!

oracle 2 u

short answer--by the neck 'cos they peck otherwise!

Aimee

None of the above! Lol, just be yourself. :)

Matt

Seeing as we came up with the language first, I'd like to know why you Americans always talk funny? Is it genetic, or are you just abit dim?
As for our teeth, you've been watching too much Family Guy.

blinker09

im a british gal and let me be blunt
your pick up lines need to change!
Our teeth are fine and its because there are certain movies that put that teeth thing across!
dont act so MACHO just be yourself otherwise you are not going to pull a british girl that way, at any point !
P.s its called starbucks or a pub not a tea shop, i would suggest you reading a travel book and try to understand a few things before travelling to the UK, otherwise you might a few bad situations if you say things like that =)
P.s and since you have a profile picture just posing that makes us women keep away from you !

Sarah G

Just don't be your normal cockish self.

Angelica

well just complement them then believe me they will run after you

WENDEL HOMES

Wait a few days for the beaks to break through the eggs then help yourself to a hand-full.

Gromit

Don't call them chicks.
There's no such thing as a 'tea shop' in England you dumbarrse.
There's nothing wrong with my teeth - just got them whitened in fact.
And it's called having an accent - I get the distinct impression you're an American. You say we Brits have a funny accent? You seriously need to hear what you lot sound like.

You know what? You'd probably be better off not coming to England. We have enough arsseholes without you adding to their increasing numbers, thanks.

Edit: just saw you're a Canadian. Jesus. You guys sound even worse than Americans.

Seriously, stay put.