Punky Wirefly.
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Sold it. |
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Amnite
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I stole the keys outta your living room while you were out back mowing the lawn. Went and topped out the speedometer, while getting rode head, and then i put it in first and revved it up till your engine blew. Now its sitting in the bottom of a lake. You want your keys back though? |
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Wendy
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it is in your toy box now drink your ovaltine and do your homework cos it is nearly bedtime |
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Riflebunny
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Well since you ask I hid it somewhere in the Greater London area and it will cost you a small fortune to get it back. If you want it and god knows why you should, then bring £32.75p 0m used pennies to the 3rd oak on the left of Hampstead Heath at 0125hrs zulu. Failure to do so will result in the headlights being posted to you in several pieces in a plain brown envelope. Do not inform the Police,the AA.the RAC or the Home for Crap Cars if you want to see your heap again.
Nice doing business with you. |
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Corneilius
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Why ask in here? Manchester is the car crime capital of the UK |
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Carrie S
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paranoid much? |
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The AM Diaries
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Put it somewhere where you will never find it! <evil laugh> Ha ha ha ha ha! |
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La La
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look, the cops were after me
i had to get away
i owe you big
thanks |
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Scouse
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It just collapsed in a heap of rust. I saw it happen from the bus |
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lord malachi
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how are you sure it was me. ask the one amred man, DUDE. |
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Snakeman !
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Well - the coppers were looking for something to use in a terrorist simulation - so I said the could have you car ! Unfortunately, they used a bit too much C4, and now it's more like one of those 3D jigsaw puzzles ! lol ! |
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mick-e M
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having a stolen car does not mean it's yours..i did nothing with it |
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transparent101
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Relax, I got it tuned. |
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1878
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why, have you left pictures of you and your boyfriend in the boot?
Perv. |
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pauline
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are you sure you remembered where you parked it. |
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marie
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I nicked it, and sold it to a scouse guy round the corner..... |
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LoveBites
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Nuffin' :) |
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kinkykirsty92
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i washed it for you!
you can see your face in it its so clean!
wipe on wipe off (karate kid!!) |
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nogoodloser
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Is this sort of like..."dude, wheres my car?" |
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Sean
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My bad, dude. |
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♥ CARIZMAH
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sold it on ebay..im sure u can always buy it back though :-D |
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