johnny trash
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i hope you all get the clap for not inviting me |
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ʈôô Mαnŷ ʈublɛtš
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Those cell bars are constructed of only the finest steel. If you had a helmet made of the same quality steel, you could survive any car crash- even if you were driving a Ford Focus. |
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I need less Cowbell!®
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No. Cook County Jail is like a breathing cess pool. If your "friend" has any problems, ask for my uncle Luca. And, when he shows up, show yer bewbies (your get out of jail free card) and he'll let you get out. Italian cops love bewbies. |
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Futility Knife
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I hope so! |
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Revenge Is Drunk Again
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word of caution; don't bend over to pick anything up in the presence of Futility Knife...he's been known to "storm the palace", if ya know what i mean. |
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ndn_ronhoward
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Yes, they are. When I was in the Cooke County Jail, they served a mean pepper steak. On Wednesdays we had Open Mike night. Everyone loved it except Mike. |
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cel's giant beaver luvs wood
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From what I see on the news, Cook County jail looks like it would be a lovely place to hang out. Maybe we could all get locked up in the same cell, and we could make FK our bee-otch.
And, I'm prepared to show my bewbies to whoever I need to to get us out of jail! |
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Uncle Snotty Never Been Caughty
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If you use your one phone call to ring me - it could start an International Incident. |
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Baked n Blended
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are you freakin kidding? Of course they're nice. Why do you think so many people are in them? lmao.... |
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Pat R
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Oh sure. The cells are hosed down and bleached daily. maybe.
Do your cellar people get that kind of luxurious treatment? I think not. |
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Cucamonga Dave
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Nice and crowded, I'm sure. And those fully-ventilated front doors should be perfect for letting that nice breeze in. And those thousands upon thousands of friendly faces...nice! |
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Mac S
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If ya'll are gonna go out and make trouble...stick to the North suburbs.
<---he prefers the Lake Forest PD's jail over all others. |
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Mdme. Mango Keeps it shaved!
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So you're saying that Guido made it to the US safely? |
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blackjackgirl is back
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I'm afraid not & FK is gunna end up as somebody's *****...still,have fun! |
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Pocket Protectorate
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Yes...
They have very fluffy towels they snap your oz with right before they rape you... |
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Albus Dumbledore
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yeah i went there and made about 18 friends, jail is awesome -- be sure to tell them you got advice from yahoo answers. |
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Can I see your feet?
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They are sweet and clean! Your friend will love his stay! |
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duct tape
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that's like or is an oxymoron isn't it, oh crap I better answer with an answer the yahoo community watch seems to have been watching me lately...forgot the question .........oh yea ......there are no such things as nice jails unless of course you have been to a really bad jail you know sort of like every thing is relative |
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♪ Brunette Latina ♫
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They are like the Hilton Hotels only better! |
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Wonder Saved a Chicken
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Hopefully they are padded....
BTW, the bars are all closed on Sunday's ... you DID know that, didn't you...?
*cries for all of you* |
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pattya22
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lol |
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Into The Night
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ROFL! |
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Jasx501
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Idk. Ask your friend how the jails in Detroit are. I'm sure they are quite the same. |
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steven m
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Never been there ....................Yet
So not seen the city or the jails
Most jails are probably just scary to a newcomer
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Country Gal
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Well....I don't think so. I believe they are pretty rough.
It is a tough town and I doubt the jails are fancy. I hear there are some tough gangs.
I would do anything to avoid a stay in the Pen. I would beg, plead and beg some more for probation.
You do not want to go take a peak. |
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ramblinrose117@yahoo.ca
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No! hon my mom worked on the boats Chief Cook some times I would go
with her and we would be in Chicago even there that docks they are really bad.
I wouldn't get off that big ocean boat as I could see all that was going on there.Not about who is black or white its just they want ,what they want to rob you and throw you in.AS my brother is going there next wk asked me if I wanted to go with him I said NO!-one with this Chic.this is was just yesterday Now thing -
then my Plane that I was going to take some yr.s later as I was headed
for the Keys down in Floria were my aunt lived and sister too!
I was ready to take the next flight out but there was a pass over in Chicago my trip was paid 4 But I offed it.
If the jails are not full hon then some thing is wrong cause yes I have been to Chicago but never want to wait even in a air port there if your thinking about going then be careful there in the city you can buy a gun at a corner store.Same as Texas were my sister daughter works @ the hospital it never ends.Word to the wise stay were you are safe hon. |
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2 Cupcakes
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No jails are "nice". |
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MrM's Nubbi
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Depends on if you are the ***** or not. |
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