Dark and Stormy Night
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He lands with his reindeer on top of each building and takes the stairwell down to each apartment. Santa is the only person with a pass key other than the landlord as to make it easy for him to access each apartment. The only problem is when he says Ho,Ho,Ho many females in New York take it personally and get insulted. So now while in New York he says Yo, Yo, Yo. |
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max
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through the front door but usually disguises himself as the father |
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Joe Finkle
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When my wife was a kid, she couldn't accept that he could come in without a fireplace. Her parents bought a paper fireplace and put it up on the wall. She was ready and willing to accept that he could come through the paper fireplace by magic. Isn't that cute! |
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irishkell96
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Well....when you think about Santa is magical as everyone should know. Don't doubt him ever!!! You don' want to get any coal now do you? |
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Frisco Girl
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He hides under your bed all day and comes out when you sleep |
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Soccerlover
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Dont believe all those other ppl. Santa either uses his one magical key to get into any ones home or he uses the fire escape like that one girl said. SANTA RULES!!! |
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Lilly
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He's magic! |
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snap
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um, he doesnt.
how old are you?? |
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LOL
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he does what other criminals do. go through the window. lol |
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Who Am I
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well armed. |
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slipstreamer
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The super lets him in, or he just waits for someone else to open the door and let him in though the lobby. |
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Swimmer•°o.O
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Santa isn't real.. Sorry but you have to know the truth. Now go cry about it lol. Just kidding. Seriously he's not real. Find a little bridge and get over it if you can't believe that he's fake. No Santa Claus. |
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ahnolds
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He shrinks to subatomic level and slips through the atoms of your wall. This also lets him stalk people very easily during the rest of the year. |
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Pongin P
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since Santa is kinda fat, he sends his elves up the fire escape throught the window nad has them get the milk and cookies :) |
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Margaret P
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kids think he's real well because they believe in everything but also because adults say "Go to sleep santa is coming" plus they sing santa songs. |
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pepermintp
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he gets all the nyc rats to help him. |
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Flab
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It's all a massive CIA, FBI & McDonalds conspiracy! |
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superGangstaChick_69
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Santa isnt really.. are you a 5 year old? jeeze |
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Mrs.Dr.Pepper
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robs your land lord for your keys and comes in while your out |
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singlepurposeaccount
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When I was younger, my mother told me he came in through the radiator (I know, it makes no sense whatsoever, but hey, it worked well enough). |
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Bug Fuggy
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Fire escape |
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duker918
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He's Santa friggin' Clause! That's how! |
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daniella
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are you kidding me..... are you old enough to be on this site?
young kids think whatever lies there parents tell them. |
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Tabitha Van Rooy
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HE DOESN'T EXIST BABYGIRL!!!!!!!!! |
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Albert Einstein
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Santa is not real if you do not know that already. |
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