If you where trapped on a desert island and...?

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pinkkittenliverpool

Cheese give me cheese!! pmsl.....hehe cheese is the way forward!!!!!!

Living la vida loca!!!

I would choose a ton of chocolate

Natty-Lea

Chocolate. It tastes better and lasts longer. :-)

Maru V

it would be chololate just because it lasts longer. I would get sick of it in a week anyway, lol

Slartibartfast

So, who is this sadistic swine that is giving you a choice?
Why won't he help you get off the island?

We can only presume you don't want to get off the island.
You obviously like it there.
So it's now no longer a desert island.

This swine has offered you either chocolate or cheese.
Both will not keep in the heat. So presuming you don't have a fridge on your island (and if you did there wouldn't be any electric to make it work - and anyway, have you got any idea how big the fridge would have to be for a ton of either choccypoohs or cheese?) so therefore this is not a tropical island. It must be up near the North Pole.

Brrrr

So, this sadist has dumped you on a frozen island with a ton of either you know what.
But wait a minute.
What about the polar bears?
What do they eat?
Have you ever tried offering a Quality Street choc to a polar bear?
Would they eat it?
Would they eat you?

I think you'll have to go for the chocs, you know.
Then you can give the polar bear all the strawberry cream ones - no one likes them.

But then again, bears may go for Dairy Cheese slices.
They must be right cheesed off with fish paste sandwiches.

You know what?
I wouldn't bother.

Forget the chocs and the cheese.
Eat the bears.

You need the skins to keep warm.
And then when Greenpeace come round to save all you bears you'll be picked up in a nice boat, given a couple of penguins to eat and a warm blanket.

When you say, "Thank you" Mr Greenpeace will say "Holy Jesus! A talking bear!" and put you in a circus.

There, you'll earn lots of money (and fish) and you can buy chocolates AND cheese.

There you are - problem solved.
Good morning.

amy_loves_david_tennant

Has to be cheese. Definately. Especially Cathedral City Mature Cheddar Cheese. Love that cheese.