
Cappo359
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Club soda. Lots and lots of club soda.
Of course you know that the whole dead hooker thing is inescapable, right?
Best to call the cops now and work a deal.
Oh my, you so far beyond screwed, that the light from screwed will be a while catchin' up.
Unless you jes' be funin' |
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Max S
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Oxyclean! haha
a bit of a sketchy question... |
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SheWonders
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uhm..... did u just kill someone?
.....lol uhm.. |
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Bradley D
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this may be the best question i have ever seen... but try clorox or bleach |
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Sweet Luvv
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Who did you kill? |
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Gaspode
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Salt water. Let it soak. Then mop it up and was the second time with bleach.
Or, go to a garden supply shop and buy a box of blood meal. Make a solution out of it and stain the rest of the room. Then clean with salt and bleach. |
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SolarWind
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Run down to the strip, hit the lowes or home depot and rent a carpet shampoo'er and git'er done. Don't forget the solvent they sell with it, maybe get a lil extra.
Hot water!
You'll need a credit card to rent.
Throw something over it so it looks like you're dragging wheeled luggage up to your room. |
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banananose_89117
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White vinegar should take it out. |
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A M
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Call housekeeping. |
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nicknack
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Hopefully your trying not to get away murder. I hear that peroxide can help. At first you should poor cold water over it but if it dried up you may be SOL. Good luck! |
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gizmowinters
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use coca cola. works like a charm |
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Gracie
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Phone room service. |
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vicstenator70
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lmfao...dump some water on it and use one of your own old shirts. |
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MAGIC MAN
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BAKING SODA |
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maybe this will help
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Like brown blood? Get some Oxyclean. I know it's embarassing to show them what you have, but don't worry about it.
To Ziggy Fra... Coca-Cola sometimes stains... so I wouldn't recommend that for floors, but it's good for keeping bugs off of plants (you know, what farmers in India use to spray on their plants to keep bugs off of them) |
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larry g
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brake fluid |
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CHRIS M. IS THE WALRUS!
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SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MISSING GUY ON THE NEWS!!!
Haha, just kidding. As far as I'm concerned, cleaning up is the hotel employees' job.
This article might help if you are in a courteous mood or want to hide the evidence: http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Blood-Stains
Good luck... |
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lvgeno
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You have to call housekeeping immediately. They know how to deal with this type of cleanup. You can not do it on your own and once the blood dries it may never come out. Then you will be charged for the carpet change. Call now. |
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That Writer Girl
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hydrogen peroxide. or maybe you could use soemthing like oxyclean or bleach. but i think that peroxide would work the best. |
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Tony Manero
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Generally, I hope that it not my room. That is bad. Other than that, you are pretty much screwed. I am sure that are ways but once it sets in, you are out of luck |
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your bartender
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Call Winston Wolf |
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sam h
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A 'little' more blood could color the rest of the floor then it'll match, just sayin'. |
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vyxen
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its a hotel room, why are you doing the cleaning? |
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Triumph
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suck it with your mouth |
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