bodinibold
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...you're a guy walking home from the bar at night and you don't even THINK about whipping it out and taking a whiz in the alley.
...ALL of the guys working in the Streets and San truck are sitting inside with the engine running, not just the boss
...homeless guys are huddling under Oprah for warmth
...the bodies thrown into the Chicago River land with a thud on the ice
...people who vowed never to set foot in Macy's duck inside because they're freezing |
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Bayou Brigadier
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The snowmen shiver. |
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Hairy Monster
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your nipples are so erect they go numb.
you try to pinch them to warm them up and break off like le tine icicle.
now thats not just cold - but rude!! |
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The six foot icicle on your front porch has turned into a seven foot one, and you do not walk out there for fear you will "shoot your eye out." |
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Country girl
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4 layers of clothes don't keep you warm.
your nostrils stick together with every breath. |
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AW
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A medium-sized icicle forms on the side of the window that is INSIDE your heated home. (True story.)
Your attic windows and ceiling become covered with frost. (Another true story.)
Your seven year old cousin does not want to go outside to play in the fresh layer of snow. (Yet another true story.) |
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Eagle Pilot
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when you gasoline freezes |
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mr danger
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You have only one chance to start your car
You blow a tire off the rim by hitting a pothole
You have to warm up before you can feel cold
Your dog refuses to go out
You grow a beard to keep your face warm in winter and then it grows icicles |
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Tyler
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Your thermometer explodes or the seat in your car snaps (true stories) |
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Adoptive Father
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Britney Spears wears panties
What does Paris Hilton use to keep her ears warm?
Her feet. |
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Melissa♡
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It hurts to breathe! |
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TroubleRose
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I used to have one, but yes it would freeze in the winter and melt in the summer. I also had a bottle of lotion in my car, same thing happened....lol! |
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Paul
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its really cold |
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besitos2610
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The mucus inside your nose freezes.
The windows on the inside of your house are covered in frost. |
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Furious Styles
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Man I wish I could be there. It's the high 60's right now in Cali where I moved to. Oh to experience the biting cold wind of February in Chicago again. You would too if you left. |
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bunni96
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When you take the risk of starting the car up & then going back in the house because it's too cold to sit in the car & wait for it to warm up. |
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Tay
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ice feels warm
you have no idea what coolers are for
you daydream of being barefoot and wearing shorts |
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i ♥þîÑk☆
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It takes a toll on people's minds and causes them to do idiotic things like post things on Yahoo Answers like "You know it's cold when...?" |
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